Eagles vs. Bills 10/9/11

My dog, Ellie is a big Eagles fan…which doesn’t make any sense considering Michael Vick being on it, but…there she is.  Loving the Eagles.  

We had to run to 7-11 to get a frozen pizza so we missed the beginning of the game.  We are about to end the first half.  I’ve just heard that I missed a great quarterback sneak.  That sounds mischievous.  And also, sexual.

Eagles 7 Bills 21

The Eagles coach looks like he’s had a hard life.  This poor man.  He’s probably worked really hard and it’s just not working out for him.

At the Fox Sports desk Jimmy Johnson is zoning out watching the monitor and his co-friend makes a joke that he’s watching Terra Nova!  Ahahaha! Those guys are awesome!  I love Terra Nova.  Remember when we saw the first glimpse of Terra Nova during the Superbowl?  I do!  That show is going to be my new drama fix.  I think Bones is on its last season so I’ll need a new good one.  Terra Nova better get picked up for 6 more seasons!

Eagle 69 intercepted the Bills throw.  Nice catch, bad throw.

The Eagles just got it pretty far again.  They only have 11 seconds.  They throw….and a Bills flies by and blocks it!  AWESOME WATCH SHOT!!

Michael Vick threw the ball far in the end zone.  That’s called “throwing the ball away.”  The time ran out, but Michael Vick is holding his pointer finger in the air.  He thinks he’s number one.  Or he thinks he has one minute left, but he doesn’t.  They are saying that he waited too long and he blew it.

I love breast cancer week because they all have hot pink on!  It’s so good!!  It’s very visually pleasing for me.  Hot pink can really make any color pop!

A bunch of exciting stuff happened.  This is a really good game!

CJ Spiller (Bills) runs along the side line and gets it pretty far.

How can they even see where the ball is?!  I don’t see some of these passes.  It’s like 3 football monte.  I always think the guy running backwards has it but then the camera doesn’t follow him and the next think I know there is like 30 guys in a pile on top of each other!!!

There is a Red Zone Offense.  That sounds serious.  And/Or sponsored by Mountain Dew: Code Red.

Stevie Johnson (Bills) got a first down.

FYI: Juan Castillo is the Eagles defensive coordinator. Do you think of Murphy Brown every time you say “FYI”?  I do.  I also think of Murphy Brown every time I think of shoulder pads, awkward elevator interactions, live-in painters, and Wendy’s drive thrus.  Not sure what that last one’s about, but it’s true!

Bills Touchdown!!!!

Asomugha.  Who!?

One of the announcers said that they just did his favorite formation.  I guess football and synchronized swimming are more similar than any of us realize.

Brad Smith, Bills #16 is slow motion blowing kisses to the crowd.  Cinematic.  Football should have movie directors.  Play some Hans Zimmer shit under those pile-ons.  Make it kinda grainy like Three Kings.  Kitty half time show.  Now that’s entertainment!

Roger Goodell is the NFL commissioner.  And he’s up in the box with the announcers to talk about Al Davis’s passing.  WHOA!!  That is NOT what I thought those announcers looked like!  They are like Alice in Wonderland characters.  So, Al Davis was the owner of the Raiders, “Who left a tremendous legacy and whose passion for the game was unmatched.”  Roger Goodell is trying to say nice things about Al Davis but they have to keep cutting to the game……it’s really strange.  Maybe the last portion of an exciting football game isn’t the best time for a memorial….but maybe Al Davis would have wanted it that way.

RIP Al Davis, “Just win baby.”  That’s probably the best quote to have under your picture when you die.  I would want to have, “Pepperoni.”  And hope people would get that I was responding to the question, “What do you want on your Tombstone?”

I had to Google Roger Goodell to make sure I got his name right and the second thing that came up was: roger goodell salary.  So I clicked on the link and saw this:

“The SportsBusinessJournal reported this week that the NFL’s tax filing revealed that NFL commissioner Roger Goodell earned $6.5 million in his first seven months as commissioner from Sept. 2006 to April 2007. That would give Goodell a prorated salary of $11.2 million annually.”

So yeah.  I would like to be the NFL Commissioner.  What kind of degree do you need for that?  I mean, you just have to know the names of the people who own the teams and look cute for ribbon cuttings and stuff, right?

Michael Vick runs the ball to the 11 yard line and a Bill shoves him out of bounds.  It was a 53 yard run.  I think that was a record or something. Eagles touchdown by #25, LeSean McCoy. The Bills Mascot, that blue buffalo, Billy, he just gave a “get outta here” wave.  It was hilarious.  I’m having a harder time finding Billy’s salary, but I bet it’s more than mine!

Now the Eagles have 14, and the Bills have 28.

I’m tired, frozen pizza really makes me lethargic.

Fitzpatrick does a small pass to Fred Jackson and he got it far!  Then he has a cuddle moment with Eagle #23.  It was weird.  Romantic and weird.  They cuddled helmets and cupped butts.

The crowd is chanting something but I can’t tell what it is!!  DAMMIT I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY’RE SAYING!!

Cullen Jenkins (Eagle) is being escorted on to the field.  He is a big dude.  This is creepy.  It’s like he should have chains around his neck and the escorts are going to pull the chains off and run and he’s just going to destroy Russell Crowe!  Oh, sorry I was thinking about Gladiator again.  Don’t bring up Hans Zimmer unless you want me day dreaming about Joaquin Phoenix giving a thumbs down for the rest of the week.

Fitzpatrick panics and throws the ball to no one.  That’s what I would be like if I was a football player.  I’d freak out a lot.  Why do they keep giving me the ball?!?!?!??!

Justin Rogers might have done something good.  I didn’t see him but the announcer said his name with force so, there must have been a reason for it.

Michael Vick did break a record.  The all time QB rushing record.  It took them that long to get all the clips of him running? You’d think with the technology we have today that would have been ready a half hour ago.

Byrd (Bill) got the ball from Eagle #81, Jason Avant.  Avant is really upset about it.  Fred Jackson (Bill) gets a yard on the play.  Geeze Jason Avant is super down on himself.  When he was a kid I bet his parents were like, “I want you to go up to your room, and think about what you’ve done.”  And he would, for weeks, crying.  I was kinda like that too.

LOOK AT ALL THAT GATORADE!!!!!!!!  There’s like a million cups!!!!  I want a bird’s eye view shot of that to see if they’re all different flavors or if they’re all orange.

Joe Aceti died also.  He directed football.  So they do have directors!!!!!  RIP Joe Aceit.  May there be football and Hans Zimmer music in heaven.

Tapp!!  Did you see his face!!!  Darryl Tapp, he just gave a really weird look to the camera.  He’s officially on my radar.

14 to 28

Personal foul!!  The announcers regarding Asomugha, “He loves to get his hands on you. And jolt ya with those long arms!”

Quarter backs love tight ends.  You heard it here first.

Rian Lindell (Bill) will attempt a field goal.  We all know what Yoda would say about that, “Attempt not, do or do not, there is no attempt.”  Or something like that.

“Billieve” that’s cute.

Fitzpatrick is looking at a binder.  Is he studying a play?  I am shocked.  Shocked that their playbooks are not sponsored by iPads or hp project runway work screens or some technology like that.  Actually I’m not surprised at all considering it took them an hour to find footage of Michael Vick running.  Plus it’s probably really hard to get the old coaches to learn how to work something as advanced as an iPad.  That was mean.  Sorry old people.  I was out of line especially because I follow @PeteCarroll on Twitter.  Not sure why I follow him because I haven’t seen one Seahawks game ever in my life.

4^th quarter.  Eagles touchdown!  20 to 31.  Sometimes points happen and I don’t know it.

LeSean Jackson Eagle #10, has some tattoo sleevage going on.  He can be in my NFL TAT coffee table/bathroom reader book.

“Byrd & McKelvin” sound like a comic strip.

WATCH SHOT!!

OMG, Jason Avant!!  He had the ball, but Bill #29 (Drayton Florence) popped it out of his hands and Bill #50 (Nick Barnett) grabbed it!!  It was really awesome!!  But poor poor Jason Avant!!  He’s like the Eeyore of the NFL.  He’s going straight to bed tonight, no dinner, and no phone privileges for a week!  This is not a fumble, this is an interception!

24 to 31. 4^th quarter 1 min 45 sec left.

Do the refs pat each other on the butt too? They’ve at least tried it.

1 min 23 seconds left.

They are lined up for a proper play.

Nothing happened and then the crowd goes wild and the Bills start pointing at the Eagles.  This is a good game.  I’m like- WHAT!?  They faked the snap and they got an Eagle to go over the line so they got a first down.

So I guess the last 32 seconds don’t count because the Bills won!! And there is a lot of angry hand shaking going on down on the field.  Parker (Eagle) must have been the one who blew the play because the coach grabbed him by the arm and is taking him off and giving him what looks like a “what do you want on your tombstone” talk.

Michael Vick seems to be friends with a lot of the bills.  They are all laughing and hugging and being besties.

That was a pretty great game!!  I watched almost all of the second half!

Yay football!!!!!