Bears vs. Giants 10/3/10

Football

10/3/10

Bears vs. Giants.

The man looks like a baby.  The announcer man.  It’s sort of amazing how many men look like babies.  Man-babies.

The player has pink gloves!  Cute.  Oh they are all breast cancered out!!  Cute!

AW!!  Jay Cutler is a chubbo.

Those little video clips where the players all say their names and their teams…what is that called?  Their slates?  Anyways in their slates they are so weird.  It’s like they just learned their names for the first time to say it for that.

The ref is wearing pink too!!

SNF!!!!!  (Sunday Night Football for all of you football muggles out there.)

There they go!  Man, the crowd screams so much I hope they were doing vocal warm ups before the game started.  Oh shoot!!  The ball fell and the other guy almost grabbed it but then they head butted!  WHOA!!

This game is brought to me by Arkansas? No, Geico.

2^nd quarter.  When the Bears started having protection problems they should have switched to Durex.

The Bears kicked it and the Giant 15 caught it but he’s down.  Got knocked over pretty quick.

The Giants font looks like snickers and that makes me hungry.

You gotta be able to see when they are blitzing cuz someone is open.  Mike Tice is the offensive line coach for the Bears.  I thought he was the coach for the Vikings!  He must have switched recently.  Maybe the Bears had more Gatorade to offer.  But by the looks of him I don’t think he drinks Gatorade, I think he drinks gravy.  He’s chewing that gum pretty ferociously.

Are you going to watch The Event?  My DVR is going to tape it and neither me nor my husband scheduled it to record.  The Event is taping itself or there’s a ghost in my DVR.  Either way it’s going to make a good screenplay that I’m writing.

Oh my gosh, the channel changed to Sister Wives!  That’s crazy!  He has 3 wives!  And each wife has like 5 kids.  And he’s dating a new lady.  Holy holy.

Just found NFL again 3^rd quarter.

I’m really digging the pink on the outfits.  I like that.  I really like themed nights.  Like I’m in Chicago right now for Tony and Mikaela’s wedding and I suggested that they make their wedding “Hair & Teeth” themed.  It just feels very personal.

Snuck back to Sister Wives, they are reconfiguring furniture to get ready for the new baby.  Oh, and they have a dog too.  The husband’s hair is pretty greasy.  With that many wives you’d think one of them would keep him lookin’ okay.

Okay flipped back to NFL.  The NY Giants are huddled together discussing their next move.  So the Giant who got the ball went pretty far considering he had to fight his way through the mob of Bears.  Whoa, he just threw it and Julius Peppers jumped up and blocked it.  Go Julius Peppers!!!

3^rd and 1.

The Giants got the Bear down right away and that was good because they are dancing and cheering and the old white dude coach is flapping his hands like a bird.

The Bears kicked the ball and it went far and out and the refs are going insane blowing whistles and people are freaking out.  So after the kick there was holding and so there’s going to be a time out.  That seems fair.  ?

If I say “1^st and 10” does that make sense?  OR do I have to say “1^st and 10, 3^rd and 6:46”?

There’s my boy Julius Peppers!  They just showed his info on the screen for a while.

Uh oh, the Giants did a fake pass off and then they threw it far.  The Bears were right on top of him though.  After the Giant caught it he couldn’t get anywhere.

Wow the giants just got the bar further and now they got a touchdown!  He didn’t even try to go around he just dove into the people and made it over the line!  That’s how I’d play football if I was playing.  Just go for it man.  That’s how I play poker too.  All in or what’s the fun!?

They tried to do a field goal and they got a flag.  Offside.

Whoa.  That time the guys all started fighting, it looked like they paired off and started boxing and the QB (?) just ran it all the way down the middle.  That was neat.

I really like those hot pink and navy Bears hats.  They’re cool.  Maybe I should get one while I’m here in Chicago.  But it looks like this game is in NY.

Screen shot of the Bears’ white board.  It read, “poor pass, we are better than this.”  That is so sad.  And I totally relate.  My whiteboard at home says the same thing.  Exactly.

Whoa, that Bear #95 is a big dude.  Cute, but he a big dude.

I just looked up and the ball was flying down the field bouncing all by itself.  Devin Hester is getting a lot of screen time.

Those kicks are pretty graceful aren’t they?  I can understand why footballers have to take ballet.

I’m trying to get Tony and Mikaela’s cat Daisy to come snuggle with me and she won’t.  LAME DAISY!!  Miss Daisy, you better drive your ass over here for some cuddling!!!!  Do you think that line was cut from the movie?  The Facebook movie?  Haha just kidding.

4^th quarter.

The Giants start the quarter off by getting some fieldage.  But now the refs are talking about it.  We assume they’re talking about the play.  But they may very well be talking about the benefits of breast cancer awareness.

I think they think that the Giant tackled the Bear too hard.  Or at least that’s what they keep showing in slow motion over and over again.

The Bears just made a good throw.  It looked like the catcher’s name was Olsen, couldn’t tell cuz he got tackled by Giants immediately.

It looks like the Giants just intercepted it or just made a really good pass.  The Bear #10 is mad.

Okay now the Giants did a hand off and the guy who got it dropped it and the bears picked it up.  The old white man Giant on the side lines (coach?) is PISSED!  Oh man I would not want to be the dude who brings his daughter home late.  No sir.

Hold up a sec.  Are the Giants and the Jets BOTH from New York?  Is that different or the same as the Mets and the Yankees?  New York has 2 of everything?  While Idaho doesn’t even have 1 of anything….. 😦

Next SNF is Eagles vs. 49ers.  That is an interesting matchup.  I’d like to see their chemistry together.

Sometimes when I look up it looks like I’m watching athletics.  But more of the time when I look up it looks like I’m watching a bar fight.

When they wear those towels hanging from their belts in front of their crotches it looks like loin clothes.  Do you thin that’s intentional?  To accentuate their junk?  To subliminally intimidate the other team?  I do.  And I bet Lie To Me would agree.

Whoa!  Giant #44 took off with the ball and then Bear #35 took him out!

“You getta shot you take him out!” –Old white cop in The Fugitive.

After all the Bears and The Fugitive are both from Chicago.  Jane Lynch was in The Fugitive.  I bet when people watch that now they’re like, “Oh wow it’s Jane Lynch!  What a career!  I didn’t realize that she was in The Fugitive!”  Not me though, that’s how I know her first.  Same as how I know Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Arnold in Jurassic Park first and foremost.  “Hold on to your butts!”  I’ll have to compile my favorite movie quotes for you sometime.

Okay so there’s a lot of cheering going on.  Wonder what I missed.  The score is Chicago 3 NY 10.  Aw no!  Julius Peppers!!

NBC is still trying to get me to watch Jay Leno?  No way!  Unless I get paid by him.  Then I’ll watch that.

Wow Giant #88 made a really good catch.  Tony is right those Giant jersey’s are cut weird.  Like muscle shirts.  I would venture to say that we might see a little side boob action.

Oh man, they just played a little bit of Empire State of Mind.  I love that song.  That song makes me want to move to NYC.  Maybe someone can pay me to watch Jay Leno from NYC.  It would be even better if someone would pay me to do something in NYC besides watch Jay Leno.

Out of all the things to raise awareness and money for I think breast cancer is a good one because then everything can be pink.  It’d be a bad idea to make your charity ribbons spit pea soup green.

Only 4:20 left in the game!!!  WHooooooooooo 4:20!!!!!!!!

Oh no!  A bear got hurt.  Number 10 the thrower!  (qb?)  He’s up and walking so I think he’s okay.  But he might have gotten whiplash or something he got pushed down from behind.

There is a lot of violent spooning going on.  Without a doubt when the dog pile disperses the last two guys left at the bottom are spooning.

I think the Giants are doing well defensively.  They keep taking down the Bears before they can get too far.  Do you think in olden times a Giant was bigger than a Bear?

The Dophins are the least threatening team name right?

With just 2 minutes left the Giants are trying really hard to score again.  #27 is getting them pretty far.

20 seconds left and it’s over I guess………..they are just walking around.  Giants won with 17 points.  Good game?  I guess.  I hope they all get pizza together after the game.  That’d be cute.  And delicious.  They better get pizza, they’re in NY after all.  Oh but I bet the Bears would insist on deep dish and then the spooning would start all over again!!

“Here we go again!!”